Attempted Murder heavy blend hoodie for readers, writers, and book lovers who enjoy dark literary humour. This bookish hoodie features a large embroidered design with two crows beneath the phrase “attempted murder,” stitched in a vintage typewriter style font.
The design plays on classic literary wit and gothic tone, making it a strong statement piece for fans of books, words, and subtle humour. The embroidery adds texture and permanence, giving the hoodie a premium feel suited to everyday wear.
Made from a soft yet durable heavy blend fabric, this hoodie provides warmth and comfort for reading sessions, bookshop visits, and casual days out. The classic unisex fit and clean finish make it easy to style while still standing out as a conversation starter.
This hoodie makes a thoughtful gift for book lovers, writers, and anyone drawn to clever literary references and dark academia style.
PRODUCT DETAILS
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50 percent pre shrunk cotton, 50 percent polyester
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Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40 percent cotton, 60 percent polyester
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Fabric weight 8.0 oz per square yard
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Air jet spun yarn with reduced pilling
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Double lined hood with matching drawcord
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Front pouch pocket
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Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
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Quarter turned body to avoid centre creasing
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Reinforced stitching at collar, shoulders, cuffs, and hem
COLOR NOTES
White appears off white due to fabric properties.
Orange shades shift slightly depending on lighting.
PRODUCTION and SHIPPING
Each sweatshirt is designed in house and printed locally based on your location. Orders ship worldwide with regional fulfilment in the UK, US, Canada, Europe, and Australia. Processing time is typically one to three days. Tracking details are provided on dispatch.
RETURNS
Each item is made to order. Returns for change of mind or incorrect sizing are not accepted. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or faulty, I will replace it at no extra cost. If there is another genuine issue with your order, contact me within 14 days of delivery. Approved returns must be sent back using a tracked service at your expense.
FAQs
What type of design is on the hoodie?
This hoodie features a large embroidered design, not a print. The embroidery includes two crows and the phrase “attempted murder” in a vintage typewriter style font.
Is this hoodie suitable for everyday wear?
Yes. The heavy blend fabric is designed for regular use and repeated washing while staying comfortable and warm.
How does the fit run?
This hoodie has a classic unisex fit. Please check the size guide before ordering to ensure the best fit.
Is the hoodie warm enough for colder weather?
Yes. The double lined hood and midweight fleece fabric provide warmth without feeling overly heavy.
Does the fabric pill over time?
The air jet spun yarn reduces pilling and helps maintain a smooth surface after washing.
Is this a good gift for book lovers?
Yes. This hoodie is designed for crime readers, writers, and fans of literary humour. It works well as a gift for birthdays, holidays, or cosy season wear.
Unique Design for Bold Statements
The Attempted Murder Embroidered Hoodie features an eye-catching design that makes a bold statement. With its intricate embroidery, this hoodie stands out in any crowd. People will notice your style and want to know more about the inspiration behind it. It's not just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter. Whether you’re at a party or running errands, this hoodie showcases your unique personality and flair.
Comfort Meets Style
Made from high-quality materials, the Attempted Murder Embroidered Hoodie ensures maximum comfort without compromising on style. The soft fabric feels great against your skin, while the relaxed fit makes it perfect for layering. You can wear it while lounging at home or out with friends. It’s versatile, so you can dress it up with jeans or keep it casual with joggers. This hoodie is the ideal addition to your wardrobe.
Perfect Gift for the Fashion-Forward
If you’re searching for a gift, look no further than the Attempted Murder Embroidered Hoodie. It’s a fun and unique option for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Friends and family who appreciate bold fashion will love this hoodie. Plus, it’s an easy way to show you care about their style choices. Embrace the chance to give a gift that stands out and reflects personality. They’ll remember your thoughtful gesture every time they wear it.
