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🔪🌲 Adventure Is Out There… But Then Again, So Are Serial Killers Eco Tote Bag
Carry your essentials with a dark sense of humour. This eco-friendly cotton tote features a witty mountain-and-lake graphic paired with the cheeky reminder that while adventure awaits, so might danger. Perfect for bookworms, horror fans, and anyone who loves a clever twist on outdoorsy vibes.
🎁 Perfect For
• Readers and writers with a dark sense of humour 📚
• Horror and thriller fans 🔪
• Hikers, campers, and adventurers who enjoy a laugh 🌲
• Unique, eco-friendly gifts for friends with bold personalities 🎁
📏 Fit & Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Long self-fabric dual straps (24.5″/62.2 cm) for comfortable carrying
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Printed with vibrant, durable inks
📦 Shipping Info
🛠 Made to order — please allow 5–7 business days for production before dispatch. Every tote is printed just for you to reduce waste and support sustainable fashion.
🛍️ CTA
Add this tote to your basket and show the world your adventurous and wickedly witty side.
💌 A quick note on returns
Every item in my shop is made to order just for you. As a small business, this means I can’t accept returns for change of mind or sizing mix-ups. I can make exceptions in certain circumstances — please see my FAQs for details. But don’t worry: if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or not quite right, I’ll replace it at no extra cost. Your support keeps this little shop running, and I’ll always do my best to make sure you’re happy with your purchase. 📚⚡✍️
Care instructions
- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in India
Care instructions: Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry
£23.20
Carry your essentials with a dark sense of humour. This eco-friendly cotton tote features a witty mountain-and-lake graphic paired with the cheeky reminder that while adventure awaits, so might danger. Perfect for bookworms, horror fans, and anyone who loves a clever twist on outdoorsy vibes.
🎁 Perfect For
• Readers and writers with a dark sense of humour 📚
• Horror and thriller fans 🔪
• Hikers, campers, and adventurers who enjoy a laugh 🌲
• Unique, eco-friendly gifts for friends with bold personalities 🎁
📏 Fit & Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Long self-fabric dual straps (24.5″/62.2 cm) for comfortable carrying
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Printed with vibrant, durable inks
📦 Shipping Info
🛠 Made to order — please allow 5–7 business days for production before dispatch. Every tote is printed just for you to reduce waste and support sustainable fashion.
🛍️ CTA
Add this tote to your basket and show the world your adventurous and wickedly witty side.
💌 A quick note on returns
Every item in my shop is made to order just for you. As a small business, this means I can’t accept returns for change of mind or sizing mix-ups. I can make exceptions in certain circumstances — please see my FAQs for details. But don’t worry: if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or not quite right, I’ll replace it at no extra cost. Your support keeps this little shop running, and I’ll always do my best to make sure you’re happy with your purchase. 📚⚡✍️
Care instructions
- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in India
Care instructions: Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry